Update: Craigsnibbles.

I already got responses from all three couples looking for a single woman. (I can play one of those in a pinch.) None of them seem legit to me. Two are asking for pictures, one of which flat out says so he can tell if I am his girlfriend's 'type'. At least he generously allows that I don't 'have' to be nude in the picture, just wear something kinda revealing he says. Pass. How does he know what his girlfriend is going to respond to? The third is asking about my experience level in a threesome and I think he'd like me to tell him a tale. Buy a penthouse forum, or read my blog.


The Couple for Couple though shows promise. The ad had a sense of humor, and it came through in their (her?) response. She mentioned that they had frustrations looking for a single girl, but that he is not just Ok with but somewhat cautiously encouraging of her branching out with a couple. Pretty generous offer I think. Basically no obligation to service him, but she is allowed to help me out with 'my fella' if that helps seal the deal on my end. No pressure. Didn't ask for a picture or anything beyond the brief description I gave in my response. Left a phone number, "In case you want to chat about this." Nice (and clever) way of saying she would like to voice verify. This by the way is a good way to weed out the dudes who may or may not have a willing girl to add to the mix.  Hmmm do they still make payphones?  Looks around....

Craigslist....I was reading couple of posts the other day...

One on The Beautiful Kind's Blog about her experiences in the adult services section she aptly titled I Was a Craigslist Whore. The other was on the lovely M & K's Bedroom Blog titled Craigslist: The Others where they give a glimpse of the general types of fruitcakes one finds there.

On The Beautiful Kind's post I realized again all the many things I did wrong when I briefly strolled the corner of Craigslist. Turns out I was advertising in the casual encounters where most are suspected of being prostitutes, but actual prostitution is discouraged. They used to have a corner for that sort of thing under adult services but that was recently closed down after the newspaper industry that used to survive on such ads blackmailed Craig into shutting it down.

In my case I got no responses. Which was weird since when (rarely) I placed Craigslist ads in the past the two most common questions were, "Are you  hooker -usually phrased more politely" and "Are you real?" No one ever thought to ask if I was a real hooker apparently.

M and K's reminded me of the few tentative replys I have made to couples where it has been painfully apparent that only the male half of the 'couple' (if he is even in a couple) is the only one involved in seeking out a three-way. I did see one honest ad where a dude was looking for a girl to help him find a second girl. Creative anyway.

So I trudged back in (strictly in the interest of journalism you know, it's dead at the newspapers).

I answered a few ads in the MW4W category and I answered one in the MW4MW even though I am in fact in a couple, perhaps a couple of couples come to that, I am not planning on dragging a partner or hubby to an orgy. But fun to think about. note: I chose Chicago for illustrative purposes, this is not to infer I am there or even nearby, or for that matter not there.

The one in couples for couples was pretty interesting. It brings into discussion here a term 'unicorn' that in Craigslist parlance is the ultimate find for a couple seeking a girl for a threesome. The ever elusive girl that not only wants to be in a girl-girl situation, is not only OK with the lucky dude watching, no she even will let him participate. Personally I would love to be that girl. I would be a little nervous about it..I don't want to fuck up anyone's relationship while I fuck them together, consecutively or simultaneously. But the possibilities are more than interesting.

The ad that caught my eye was one I had seen similar ads to in the past. Basically a couple give up on finding the unicorn, have a discussion and decide to loan the girl out to another couple provided said couple returns the favor, the girl and their girl.

I just browsed those Chicago ads looking for a similar deal but no luck..too many to look through. If you are in Chicago, though holy moly lotsa possibilities!

So I answered the couple looking for a couple be interesting to see how that conversation goes. Not sure how to go about exploring the what-ifs without looking like a craigslist flake myself. Which I am sort of. I always liked reading them long before I had any idea I was in fact, "that kinda wife."

Oh by the way for the un-tested without battle scars of wading through Craigslist responses, do NOT use either an email address that gives an indication of who you are, or for that matter that you mind having spammed. You will get spam galore depending on how well you read between the lines of the spammers posts.

Whore???

I have been bouncing fantasy ideas off oh hubby's some what bewildered pysche altely.

(He actually asked what's gotten into me lately...I replied probably hormones, just enjoy it!)

We were classifying my early slutty history that he thinks is quite slutty that I at the time though quite conservative...He always points to the two-girl blow job as proof that I was the ultimate minx.

SO he says to me, what didn't you do because you didn;t have an opportunity?

I thought a long time I must admit to come up with..."Well, no one ever offered me money for it.."

He was puzzled then it dawned on him, "like you mean you never were a prostitute?" a few beats..."Would you have wanted to?"

I pointed out to him I said "OFFERED" not "ACCEPTED".

"So would you have wanted someone to offer?"

I think I actually blushed thinking about it.

"Yeah I guess so...it would have been interesting to have seen how they work..." not realizing at first that I had taken it a step further than his question...

He was visibly more rigid at the thought...

back to Jim's assessment that hubby wants to be my pimp.

Anyway, I am NOT going to follow through but I decided to place a craigslist ad...

HAPPY HOUSEWIFE...

Looking to meet generou$ traveler who has fantasies of despoiling housewives. Can meet you at your hotel. Will be presentable at least on the outside! Need a couple of days lead time, so book your fantasy now!

MJ
I lied about the housewife part sonce I have an actual job, but I remeber reading an article on one of those high end call girl busts about some of the girls being bored housewives...

So far no takers.

Not sure I should be miffed about that.